WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOGVery nice
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Parks and Recreation + TV Tropes | Precision F-Strike
“Let’s face it: people swear. However, some movies/shows have a tendency to overdo it. Sometimes it can be pulled off, and sometimes it just sounds stupid. The Precision F Strike is the opposite of this. Put simply, it’s where swearing has been used effectively to add weight to the sentence. The most common way of doing this is when a normally non-swearing character swears, meaning that things have just gotten really fucking serious.”
I don’t give a shit what the world thinks. I was born a bitch, I was born a painter, I was born fucked. But I was happy in my way. You did not understand what I am. I am love. I am pleasure, I am essence, I am an idiot, I am an alcoholic, I am tenacious. I am; simply I am…You are a shit.
Frida Kahlo, from an unsent letter to Diego Rivera (via c-ovet)
(Source: violentwavesofemotion)
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
- What Eurovision is supposed to be: All the countries putting aside their differences for a peaceful, harmonius and enjoyable night of song, dance and sequins.
- What Eurovision actually is: 4 POINTS FUCK YOU WE GAVE YOU 12 YOU FUCKING TRAITOR SEE IF WE ACT AS YOUR ALLY IN THE NEXT WORLD WAR YOU JUDAS SCUM
New plan:
Start double-tagging all our anthropology posts with both spellings so that all the girls on the anthropologie tag will come to understand.
Seriously, it’ll only take a week of bones, chimp butts, and questions like “how do I get the remaining flesh off this deer skull?” before they start to respect the difference…
PLAN
THIS
So, those men out there who actually think that because most women are physically weaker than most men, that men are actually the “better” sex? I would like to introduce those men to some gorillas because I’m pretty fucking sure that your average gorilla would be stronger than even the strongest human man which clearly shows that actually gorillas are the best ever and we should bow down to gorillas forever and ever and ever amen
Feminism was valid 100 years ago. It makes no sense these days. We’re all basically equal now.
Male proverb. (via maleproverbs)